Wednesday, February 01, 2006

GRATUITOUS (PASTEL) NUDITY
Need to see Jennifer Love Hewitt, Katie Holmes, Natalie Portman, or Denise Richards nude? Don't mind if it's only in pastel form? May I direct you to the the work of Ernie Centofanti, pastel artist, female nude fan, self-published novelist, and frequent eBayer. The work of Ms. Hewitt to the right comes from a current eBay auction (at $32 after six bids as I post this), but for the motherlode, go to the site linked above. Where you'll find portraits of X-Files stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson next to animal studies, next to, well, the bizarre:



and the truly distubring:

2 comments:

maryk said...

I was googling female centaur, and found your site.
No, I found it through the tek jansen site.
But isn't the other way a little more interesting?
Wow. What a way to start off the week. Hog-tied-BBQ-lady and a horse with giant knockers.
Funny site, glad I found it.
~mary k

ernesto1956 said...

Thank you, Keith Phipps, for noticing my stuff. Come check out some of my latest celebrity topless sketches on eBay, including a new Jennifer Love Hewitt which is breaking all previous records.

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZernesto1956