"This is only the beginning!!!"
I don't usually promote Onion (as opposed to A.V. Club) stuff here because a) I figure everyone in their right mind is already checking out The Onion and b) It's always good, so what is there to say? But every once in a while something really sticks withe me, like this disgusting/hilarious Onion News Network piece:
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital
It is nice to have a positive story once in a while, isn't it?